1. Traffic lights that turn red in front of you when there is no one waiting for them.


2. Hot pink high heel shoes.  What the hell kind of trend is THAT?  Sick I tell you!!!!


3. SPAM!!!


4. Walking around with a big gob of smelly dog poop on the  bottom or your shoe.


5. Silly putty smooshed in your hair.


6. A bright red nose zit on portrait day.


7. NSF


8. The original "Dawn of the Dead".


9. Poisoned weiners


10. Flat tires


11. People who don't signal before they turn.


12. People who don't pull over to the side of the road before they turn right.


13. One handed rock climbing


14. People who think they're better than everyone else.


15. Burnt coffee


16. No coffee


17. Christmas

Things that rock

1. Going to metal concerts with your friends.


2. Good hair days.


3. Waking up every day to see that your car is still there.


4. Playing guitar.


5. Snuggling with your sweetie to watch a movie.


6. Gaming with your buddies


7. Carrie's Rolo coffee


8. Pay days


9. Sweet moments with your kids


10. Playing tag


11. Coffee and Bailey's on a cold winters day.


12. A hot bubble bath and a glass of wine.


13. A demolition derby


14. A day at the beach


15. The day AFTER christmas