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My Conspiracy Theory
08.24.04 (8:24 am)   [edit]
Rats in a maze.

Oh, this country. Such freedom we enjoy. We can say and do whatever we want, whenever we want. Except, of course, if you invent a carburator that gets 28 miles to the PINT!!

If you are smart and lucky enough to get something like that out on the market, you'd better make sure you have a nice deep hole to hide yourself away in. Because, it won't take long for the oil companies to send their leg-breakers knockin' on your door with an offer that you can't refuse. It's happened before, we all know that. Where did that technology go? The oil giants buried it, that's where it went. Why aren't more people angry about this?

Pollution is threatening our planet. Global warming, UV radiation that causes cancer, oil spills, automobile emissions. We are dying, being poisoned by ourselves because for a lot of people, there is not much of an alternative. The state of the world, how it is run, demands the use of vehicles. We require gas to run them and the corporate giants know it, and they use it.

Okay now, lets implement the Kyoto Protocol. I know, I know, it'll be a huge pain in the ass, and it will cost the taxpayers billions of dollors, but it'll be worth it. Lets do it for the children!! It's a great idea dreamed up by those with a vision for the future. What a load of crap! The governments could have stopped it all decades ago. They just didn't.

They would rather see the destruction of the planet, the escalation of health problems and the suffering of the people just so that they can toss another million into their greed-filled treasure chests. What would they have done if the demand for oil suddenly dropped by 75%? What a mess that would have been! Who would have financed the war?

Now there is a company in Spain that is producing cars that run on compressed air. Zero emissions. How long do you honestly think that'll last? I bet they won't even get on the market. http://www.theaircar.com/

And what about the BIG C? Do you really think that they haven't figured it out yet? Really really? Because the guy that figured it out 20 years ago is now sitting in some foreign prison simply because he had the GALL to cure some people. It makes perfect sense, though. Think about it...

What would they do if the need for cancer research was eliminated? It would be a major economic catastrophe!! All of those people either out of work or with much less work than they had before! Doctors, researchers, chemists, lab technicians, radiologists, pharmaceutical companies, nurses, medical supply companies, herbalists, funeral homes, casket manufacturers, florists, government funded aid agencies, insurance providers, ambulance attendants...the list just goes on and on and on. There are just so many people involved in the Cancer thing. After all, 1 in 4 people will get it, right? Makes you wonder.

Don't kid yourself into thinking that cancer is such a huge mystery. The information is there, people have the knowledge to rid the world of it. But why on earth would they? It's such a huge cash cow that they'd be crazy (or ethical) to provide the solution to the world. And we all know that the governing parties aren't crazy (or ethical).

So, the corporate giants continue to get rich from our pain. We are the little people and we only have what they allow us to have. We have our freedom, but only as much as they allot us. We continue to run the maze, shitting out gold coins ever time we eat a piece of carcinogen-riddled cheese, and they come along behind us and sweep up the mess with big deceptive smiles on their faces, making us think that they're actually there to help.

We are expendable cogs in thier elaborate money making machine. If you break, they will only replace you, but most of us are prefer to keep ourselves too ignorant to realize that. Just keep oiling them gears and keep the machine running smoothly, and if the shit gets too deep to wade through, sit and wait for some help from the giants. After all, you did your part for them, surely they'll come to help you. Why don't you hold your breath then?

Or, maybe I'm just being paranoid.
 


posted by: care (reply)
post date: 08.24.04 (10:05 am)

I love your paranoia girl!

how many people in saskatoon are driving hybrid cars?? THey are here, honda has a few... but no one seems to be purchasing them... why??? because its not advertised... they had a bunch of minivan hybrids out in a 'show' for 2000 car show in toronto and detroit... but where are they on the roads??? not feasible enough to sell?? whats the crap with that?? AND apparently they do kick ass in winter weather like ours!! I think the power companys would LOVE to have something like that on the roads, who do you think is going to be gaining from the plug in aspect of hybrids? jerks... there has to be a major social change within communities to eventually 'ease' out money from society... so that people can then take a step back and realize that the star trek concept isn't that hard to manage... well... as long as we keep those stupid alligator people away for a while...



posted by: care (reply)
post date: 08.24.04 (10:05 am)

I love your paranoia girl!

how many people in saskatoon are driving hybrid cars?? THey are here, honda has a few... but no one seems to be purchasing them... why??? because its not advertised... they had a bunch of minivan hybrids out in a 'show' for 2000 car show in toronto and detroit... but where are they on the roads??? not feasible enough to sell?? whats the crap with that?? AND apparently they do kick ass in winter weather like ours!! I think the power companys would LOVE to have something like that on the roads, who do you think is going to be gaining from the plug in aspect of hybrids? jerks... there has to be a major social change within communities to eventually 'ease' out money from society... so that people can then take a step back and realize that the star trek concept isn't that hard to manage... well... as long as we keep those stupid alligator people away for a while...



posted by: dahar (reply)
post date: 08.25.04 (2:15 am)

Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean your fears aren't real. But you're not being paranoid, you're being an idiot. But just because an idiot says the sky is blue, doesn't mean that the sky isn't.

Anyway... expect my "associates" on your doorstep tomorrow at five in the evening. We would appreciate you making this as easy for yourself as possible.

:)



posted by: SNEEVIL (reply)
post date: 08.25.04 (5:50 am)

Reply to: dahar

Eeeeep! I'll bake cookies. ;o)
And...I'll use MARGARINE microwaved in PLASTIC BOWLS!!! MUHAHAHA



posted by: YA mess wit HER ya mess wit ME! (reply)
post date: 08.25.04 (4:27 pm)

Reply to: dahar
.... you seem to be lacking in your reasoning as well, however I will not tell you that you are an idiot, that in turn would go against my cultural grain... in fact I will merely say that you are acting like an uninformed arrogant teenager. I say teenager, because your limited capacity for making a point and or humourous statement tends to slide towards that arena. I know many teenagers whom I would easily classify as adult in their discussions. (just to clarify)

you are likely a right wingnut, who cannot appreciate the beauty that is sneevil... I really did not want to post negative comments like this, however I can get my feathers ruffled as much as anyone when it comes to friends via net r/t or fictional... yes I include fictional because I will defend severius snape any day...



posted by: dahar (reply)
post date: 08.25.04 (8:33 pm)

Reply to: YA
Well at least I had the courtesy to stamp honest ownership of my comments by identifying myself. You, on the other hand, have sniped me from an unknown perch.

Besides, you took the comment way too seriously, and you misunderstood my intentions - and in that respect, you're the one acting like a teenager, you reactionary fool. And with regards to your calling me a right wing nut, I must thank you for a good laugh. I have been called a libertarian, and a liberal by people that you would call right wing nuts. It brings warm feelings to my heart to know that I hold a reasonable middleground between people of two extremes.

Mgareau/sneevil, no offense to you.



posted by: SNEEVIL (reply)
post date: 08.25.04 (9:35 pm)

Reply to: dahar

Thanks. Your oppinions are welcome and I appreciate your taking the time to inject your comments. Just an explanation would go a long way though. Unless, of course, you were just trying to be cute...in which case if you were to specify that you were just being a smart ass, all could be easily understood and I would have returned an equally sharp ass-slapper for the effort. ;o)
Just trying to keep us all on the upper level, that's all.



posted by: SNEEVIL (reply)
post date: 08.26.04 (6:03 am)

Reply to: dahar

Oh, in her defense, your first comment was categorized as an outside user, so we had no idea who you were. As far as we knew, you were also "hiding in the bushes", so to speak. Secondly, she does not have an account with t-blog, so it really wouldn't matter what name she put into the comments. Just an observation that might be considered before there is any more mud slinging.



posted by: dahar (reply)
post date: 08.26.04 (9:47 am)

Reply to: SNEEVIL
Oh come on, you're sending in this reply as "an outside user too". How do I know you're really sneevil, huh? :)

Sometimes we're too lazy to log in coz the damn page takes too long to load. You know what I mean...
And yes, I was trying to be a smart ass. lol... tell your friend to cool his/her jets.



posted by: mgareau (reply)
post date: 08.26.04 (1:42 pm)

Reply to: dahar

Oh! You know it's me, baby. Can't you feel the fingers of SNEEVIL tickling your mind? I mean, who else could so effortlessly convince you to frequent my WONDERBLOG!!!?? Okay, I got nuthin.
SNEEVIL sounds so much cooler than mgareau, and I don't know how to change it.
Alas, my ignorance has been my undoing. I have been undone. *sigh*.



posted by: mgareau (reply)
post date: 08.26.04 (2:02 pm)

Undone like a homecoming queen's bra on prom night...Like the buttons of a parka when you're in the Sahara.
Undone like your old baby afghan that grandma made you, after your sister stuck a loose end in the spokes of her bike and peddaled away with you hanging on to that last little bit of childhood left to comfort you during the ghostly hours the scary nights. Dragging behind helplessly while she laughed with the power of the devil which must surely posess her until all that is left is an impossibly long string wound up in those wretched bike spokes. And you cry and cry when she cuts it into pieces with the scissors and hands them to you. She says sorry, but you know she doesn't mean it.
Ahem...umm...never mind that last part. ;)



posted by: care (reply)
post date: 08.26.04 (3:14 pm)

I'm SOOOOOOO terribly sorry...

that you mess wit her you mess wit me person... I thought I signed my reg nick at the bottom of the rant... Heh... and i'm an extreme lefty... so anyone else is pretty much right wingnut... maybe I'm just craving wings... I do that a lot... burn your tailfeathers off flavours... oh yum!!!!

and you in turn took my reply way to seriously... LOL where does it end?? WHERE DOES IT ENDD!!!!

I don't have a tblog...

btw sneevil darlin... do you still get points for posts?

oh, and are you up for a new vampire game this saturday at around 4-5ish??? corys testing it out...

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