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Stupid Car
07.21.04 (7:32 am)   [edit]
It keeps locking me out!

I know that maybe I left the keys in the ignition this morning when I dropped Leah off at daycare. Imagine my surprise when I came rushing back outside intending to hop in and speed away because I was late for work, and all the doors are locked. Now, I know I don't have the presence of mind to lock ALL 4 doors at the same time, but alas, there was not one door sporting the tell tale orange on the inside of the lock. How did that happen, you might ask. Well I'll tell you...my car is possessed. Yep, without a doubt. Have you ever seen "The Love Bug"? It's like that, only evil.

First it was the defrost selection on the fan blower, then the cruise control. The ball joint. The exhaust. After I fixed that, it was the vaccum hose on the map sensor. Then it was the keys locked in the trunk and the "optional" trunk release...convenient.

Now the front tire is leaking. And to top it all off, THE KEYS!!! After the last gong show involving keys, I had a new one made. Guess where it was? In the wallet that the car was holding hostage. The infernal beast even made sure that all the windows were rolled up so that I didn't even have the coat hanger option!

I've made extra sure to never close the doors while Leah is still in the car. Who knows what'll happen?

:?

Yesterday, I stayed home sick from work. My belly is still burning and I'm having a bad hair day. YARK!
 

posted by: care (reply)
post date: 07.21.04 (1:09 pm)

HEY... you got a 'Christine' car... heh... not a lovebug... no... love bugs only mess up your social life... 'christine' tries to kill ya...


posted by: SNEEVIL (reply)
post date: 07.21.04 (1:30 pm)

Reply to: care
You're absolutely right. She's such a bitch.

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