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This is my adopted goth fetus named "Cringe". Hooray fetus!


Taken from "The Sneeze" (3 of 3)
07.16.04 (10:17 am)   [edit]
"The lessons offered in this classic by Heinrich Hoffman have been causing little German kids to shit their knickers for the past 150 years. And now you too, may shit your own."

So put on your best leiderhosen, kick back, and enjoy the first of several tales of violent childhood horror to come. (Translated from the original German thanks to Pags' and Pete's mom, Trudy! Bear in mind, this whole story rhymes in German.)" - Steven

Die Geschichte vom Daumenlutscher
"The Story of Little Suck-A-Thumb".



Konrad, speaks Mrs. Mamma,
"I go out and you stay here.
Be nice and well behaved.
Until I come back home again
And especially, Konrad, listen!
Don't suck on your thumb anymore;
Otherwise the tailor with his scissors
Comes very quickly along,
And cuts off your thumbs
Just as easily as paper."



Just as soon as mother left-
Wupp, the thumb is in the mouth.



Snap! The door opens,
And at lightning speed
Jumps the tailor into the room
to the thumb-sucking boy.



Wow, now it goes snip, snip
With the scissors the thumbs come off,
With the big sharp scissors!
"Oh boy" Konrad hollers loud.
Just as mother comes home,
Konrad looks very sad.
Without thumbs he is standing there,
Both of them are gone forever.

 


posted by: rilla (reply)
post date: 07.16.04 (10:36 am)

Is it just me, or does that Tailor defy gravity?



posted by: James (reply)
post date: 07.16.04 (2:30 pm)

Two words dear Rilla: Spring Attack



posted by: rilla (reply)
post date: 07.16.04 (3:14 pm)

What about high ranks in Tumble? Would that do the trick?



posted by: McStinky (reply)
post date: 07.16.04 (10:11 pm)

don't get james started on tumble. he's bitter about tumble. ;o)



posted by: James (reply)
post date: 07.17.04 (2:21 pm)

Reply to: McStinky

The skill is broken! Broken I say! But no, Tumble wouldn't work as he makes an attack and is gone. Tumble is used to avoid attacks...

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