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| The Amazing Adventures of Barnacle Butt and McStinky (2) |
| 07.07.04 (10:08 am) [edit] |
When we pulled up to our campsite, we were still a little wierded out by our encounter with Stumpy's daughter, but all negative feelings quickly disappeared when we took in the site before us. Nestled in an isolated spot in the trees, was a large clearing. A picknic table and barbeque were there and the entire site was dotted with blooming wild roses. It was perfect!
We easily set up both of our tents (Hobbit holes) with plenty of room to spare. I had brought along an old washing machine drum that I had stolen from the campground on my last excursion into the woods. [What? If they didnt' want me to take it, they would have chained it to something.] Quickly, I dug a hole for it and half buried it so that we could have a bonfire that night. Before long, we had the perfect hide away home away from home. After an excellent meal and an evening playing our guitars by the fire, we turned in for a restful nights sleep.
We awoke the next day fresh and jubulant. We quickly gathered our gear for our morning swim, which we vowed to partake of every day before breakfast. I was just packing my bag when....That was when I first heard it. A low rumbling sound that I could not identify. I looked at Esmirelda and thought that she was also trying to discern the source of the growling sound since she had an intensely thoughtful look on her face.
"Do they have bears in these woods?", she asked me. I didn't know. It wasn't until a few minutes later when the force of the odour cloud nearly knocked me unconscious. I scrambled for the tent flap, my fingers fumbling frantically with the zipper. As I clumbsily emerged into the open air that I realized that the look on Esmirelda's face wasn't one of thoughtfulness at all. It was GUILT. She sat in the tent giggling at me, looking something like this:
Now, forever, my friend...McStinky.
Continued later.....
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posted by: McStinky (reply)
post date: 07.07.04 (9:22 pm)
i am SO offended by that picture. there should be WAY more stink lines.....and where the hell is my magnificent rack?!?!?!?
posted by: SNEEVIL (reply)
post date: 07.07.04 (10:22 pm)
Reply to: McStinky
Sorry man...I was using paint. My hand isn't steady enough to do your fantabulous rack the proper justice.
posted by: SNEEVIL (reply)
post date: 07.07.04 (10:23 pm)
I DID get the booty in there though. You likea da bootie?
posted by: McStinky (reply)
post date: 07.08.04 (5:50 pm)
I likea da booty!! only...what am i supposed to be holding? ...or are those my hands....? heh
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