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| 06.19.04 (2:25 pm) [edit] |
Once there was a computer.
It was a bastard computer compiled of the hardware of many different manufacturers. Far from pure if you ask me. I decided that because this computer was such a mix of barely compatible parts, I would not like it.
"I don't like you." I said to it. It sat there looking at me quietly. I know it saw me. It's little eye was blinking at me. So, I thought to show my utter dislike by poking it's eye with my chicken grease-covered finger. "That'll do it", I thought. But the dastardly computer did nothing.
Becoming frustrated, I thought I'd get it's attention by breaking some windows. This was far from hard to do. I fiddled and tinkered until it's windows were completely broken. I took my stance, waiting for the fight. But it never came.
That machine just sat there looking at me dumbly. I taunted and jeered and catcalled, but there was no response. "You're stupid!" I screamed at it. But in the back of my mind, I doubted that statement. Perhaps it was smarter than it let on. Perhaps it is only laying in wait...Waiting for the perfect time to launch it's diabolical scheme. Waiting until I was not looking! I thought that I actually hated this computer for almost having outsmarted me, but I caught on....oh yes. If it can lay in wait, so can I.
Now here we sit. Staring at one another. Patiently waiting for the other to make a move. I'm glad I got the extra large jumbo family chicken bucket. This might take a while. I wish I had a coke.
BE AFRAID!!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!
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posted by: care (reply)
post date: 06.19.04 (3:01 pm)
I am going to have a blast with this story girl... such a blast... just wait till you see it... heh heh heh...
btw, I love your stories... / real life adventures of the mind... very scary indeed...!
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