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| 04.19.06 (9:15 am) [edit] |
I was reading about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes bringing their daughter Suri into the world yesterday. I think it means princess or mutie or something Hindu...I don't know.
So, their "religion", that was the brain child of a science fiction writer, says that there is no speaking to the mother during labour. There is no speaking in the delivery room during delivery. There are no drugs for pain allowed. No one is permitted to run any tests or even speak to the baby for the first seven days.
Why? Because it might impair the kid's mental health. Because it might damage the mother. IT MIGHT DAMAGE THE MOTHER??? So she suffers in silence through the worst pain she'll likely ever experience in her entire life while her boyfriend sits there with a big shit-eating grin on his face discouraging her from telling him what a slimey asshole his is and that it should be him being torn apart on a table by the alien baby HE put there? BECUSE IT MIGHT DAMAGE THE MOTHER TO DO OTHERWISE?? I'll tell you, if it were me...there would be plenty of damage alright.
And I thought to myself, "I bet this will be their only child". I mean, how many scientology families have like 5 or 6 kids? Holy Christ!!! I would think that they'd have to be certifiable....their moms would have had to have screamed like banshees when they were born, eh? DUH!
I was thinking about joining this cult...I mean "religion" that came spewing forth from the twisted caverns of the mind of a man who died while taking anti-psychotics. But then I came to the realization that though I may be off my rocker from time to time, I'm not stupid. I....have given birth. Katie Holmes...well I think she's probably a lot wiser now. And a little more damaged than she was before those labour pains started.
But everyone who's anyone is doing it. John Travolta, Kirsty Alley, Tomcat...I laugh out loud every time I see that one. Ah, Scientology...People will believe almost anything if it's trendy enough.
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