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10 Things I've learned the hard way
05.05.04 (9:53 pm)   [edit]
1. Never fall asleep with a heating pad. Even if it's on LOW.

2. One must always brown the hamburger [b]before [/b]throwing it in the crock pot to make chili.

3. When it's really icy on the highway, it is NOT safe to go 100 kph even though the sign says it's allowed.

4. After super-chlorinating your pool, it is advisable to wait for 24 hours before going swimming in it. (Shudder)

5. When you live in the ghetto, always remove the face plate from your stereo.

6. When getting a tattoo over a bone thinly covered with skin, take some advil before going in and something to bite down on.

7. When a 4-year old stops talking for more than 5 seconds, she is either sleeping or shaving the cat.

8. Never let a paintball hit you on the top of the head. It is better not to duck and take it in the face mask instead.

9. 20, 000 feet and two Rye and coke are all you need for a one-man hoe down. Whoooooo!!!

10. Columbia House really WILL send you to a collection agency. It's not just talk.

So there ya go. Some of my stupidness for your entertainment.

Phhhht.




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posted by: rilla (reply)
post date: 05.06.04 (11:22 am)

I particularly like 7, 8, and 10... The trick with Columbia House is move around a lot. If they can't find ya you're safe (but your credit rating's not. I have also learnt this lesson. Stupid Columbia House).



posted by: Michelle (reply)
post date: 05.06.04 (11:26 am)

Ahhh, lets hear it for experience and learning from our mistakes. I am now a grown up.

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