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| Not sexy |
| 01.17.05 (4:06 pm) [edit] |
Okay people, this one's for the girls out there. I firmly believe that there are only two situations where you should not work out. One, if it will hurt you. Like if you have a heart condition or just had surgery or something. Two, if you are wearing a thong. Dear God, ladies...what are you thinking? Unless you are absolutely positive that you have a rock hard ass, there is no way on earth you should be caught on the stepper machine wearing a thong! I'm telling you, the jiggle is incredible!! Now, I don't go around making a point of looking at girls' butts, but sometimes you just can't help it, know what I'm sayin'? It's so not sexy, it's almost comical. Even more comical to think about how your butt crack must feel after rubbing that thong in there for a half-hour workout. That much friction can't be good. There's my take on it. Thongs + Cardio workout = BAD BAD BAD!!! Oh God, burn out my eyes, it's that bad.
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| 01.15.05 (6:37 am) [edit] |
I thought to myself, "If I don't have anything nice to write, I shouldn't write anything at all. I'm sure people are getting tired of reading all my woeful entries." Yeah, well so far 2005 isn't shaping up to be much in the way of optimism. So I hope I'm forgiven for not writing anything for a while. Right now, I wish I had enough money to run far away. I would like to thank those friends of mine who have proven time and again that they are true and that I am never truly alone. Those who care enough to reach out their hands when I feel like the only thing left to do is run. Those who tell me, "stay". I'm trying, but dear God... I NEED A FUCKING VACATION!!!
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| Evil Prairie Death Weather |
| 01.06.05 (8:00 am) [edit] |
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A full day of classes makes Sneevil a happy girl!! Our adventure begins at 7:30 am today. All is well with the world. All was well with the bus ride and the walk to the babysitter's house.
After my excruciatingly frigid experience yesterday, I broke down and invested in some nice warm snow pants. Thinking that it's only going to be -8 or so today, I made a short-sighted decision and didn't wear them. The walk to the babysitter's was brisk but invigorating this morning. Leah was having a good time being toted behind me in the sled and if there were birds around to sing, I'm sure we would have reveled in the music of nature as we happily trudged along.
Perhaps it was the hallucinogenic effects of inhaling the gaseous clouds of heavy exhaust fumes hanging in the air. Maybe it was the cold wind coming from the West as it penetrated my knitted cap, numbing my head and presumably the brain beneath it. Or perhaps it was just the fact that my glasses were completely fogged up and I couldn't have seen a heard of elephants if they had been charging straight at me. But when I arrived at the sitter's, I glanced up at the clock and my mind told me that I had 5 minutes to make it back to the bus stop. I hurried back into the cold and down the street. For some reason, I checked my watch and realized that I still had 20 minutes. I turned around and headed back.
After a mundane conversation with the sitter, I once again braved the temperatures. On the last leg of my journey, I looked up just in time to see the bus drive toward me. I thought that he was swerving to stop but I was mistaken. My wide eyes caught those of the laughing, h omicidal bus driver as I flung myself out of the path of the city death coach. I dug myself out of the snow bank and started walking.
I walked and walked, across open terrain, over snow covered hills and sidewalks. The cruel wind was strongest on the overpass, and it brutally assaulted me as I tried my hardest to pull my face down inside my scarf in such a way that I could breath without fogging my glasses. My tearing eyes froze, but I could not give up. No...If I stopped now, I knew I'd never make it. My responsibilities screamed at me as I entertained the possibility of just sitting down and resting. Yes...a rest. Just a couple of minutes. Who would make the Kraft dinner? Who would make sure Leah didn't cut the kitty's hair? Who would shave the lizards? No...surrender was not an option.
There was no longer any feeling in my legs, and the most horrible part of it all was that it was only my fault because I had decided not to wear my snow pants! All I could do now was keep going and learn from my experience. If I made it, that is.
The intense feeling of victory and that of sensation returning to my legs was coupled with a sort of euphoria and light-headedness as I stood in line for my Tim Hortons (devil) coffee. By God, I earned it! My happiness was elevated that much more when I saw that I actually got a full cup.
Today I start a new Archeology class. Joy!
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| 01.05.05 (11:35 am) [edit] |

I'm happy to say that it's over. Yes, it's finally over and done. Today was my first day of classes and normal activity shall now resume. It was actually a very crappy day. I woke up to news that it was -31 outside. Taking the bus when it's that cold out really sucks. Especially when I have a significant walk to the babysitter's house and then back to the bus stop so I can catch the next one to the campus. I decided that I would drive instead. But, I didn't plug in my car last night. I ran out and plugged in my beast, thinking that I still had a couple of hours until my 11:30 class. After a while, I went out and started it. It did start, so I left it warm up for about 20 minutes. When I went back out, I saw that the heater motor wasn't working. My brother said that it'd probably start up after I start driving it. So, I took it for a boot around the block a few times. No go. I am now very frustrated and a little pissed off. I was going to miss my class. Having been fiddling around outside, I had noticed the bus drive up the street and stop...at 5 minutes after...not 10 minutes to. WHAT??? Did they change the bus schedule? I checked it and called in to the automated schedule thingie which confirmed my fears. So Leah and I rushed about getting ready to catch the bus. We caught it alright. It dropped us down at the bus mall at 11:40, 10 minutes after our transfer left. So we stood in a miserable little bus shelter freezing our toes off for 20 minutes waiting for the next one. The bus driver was a jerk and once we started moving, I took my shoes off so that I could massage some feeling back into my poor frozen toes. Okay. We get to where we're going and I make it to school, 10 minutes late for my bio lab. I hurry my butt to the biology building to find that the lab door is locked. WTF? Back at my locker, I check the calendar to find that there is no lab this week. Perfect. I could have taken my brother to the airport and said goodbye properly instead of a quick hug and rushing out the stinking door. I decided to check the bus schedules again and maybe call and speak to an actual person. He informed me that the bus runs every 15 minutes...not half an hour like I thought. *sigh*. Well, since I was there anyhow, I thought I'd pick up my semester pass. Success! After only an hour and 15 minutes in line. I had some time before my bus arrived, so I went down to lower place to have it laminated. Okay...here's where the only good thing that happened today occurs. I had exactly $1.16 in my wallet. The lady told me that it would cost $1.14. So far so good. Another lady comes out and says that it's on sale today for .50!!! YAY!! What a break! I am totally ready for a nap. And a shot of whisky.
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